Compost. Yep, you read it right. C-O-M-P-O-S-T. My brain’s turned into compost. My gawd! And it’s because of-gasp-television.
Okay, okay. I’ll stop overreacting but seriously, television fried my brain. You ask, “How?” Well my answer would be.. manure’s way better than those lousy programs.
The deal is there are no more decent programs to watch. On the “Family” channel, there’s too much drama. I tried watching “I love Betty La Fea” to get some kicks out of it but when the show ended all I got was a large bump on my forehead that came from banging it on the wall. The story’s really crazy. I liked the “Not-Pinoy” versions better. I grab my remote and switch to the “Heart” family. Yes, I have a remote. Sweet, sweet technology. I can’t survive without it. Anyways, back to the topic. Are they kidding me? Oh-eem-gee! Fantasy junk. What the fudge? They should just go back to drama. Marimar was way better than Zorro and Dyesebel put together. Their graphics stink.
What about cartoons? Silly me. I’m 13 now. I’m way too old for them unless there’s blasting and fighting involved. But sadly, Nick and DC are having signal problems and I’m stuck with Dora the explorer on channel 19. Sniff, sniff. Poor me. Poor kids. Dora is corrupting the minds of our future politicians. She got my bro’s mind corrupted. He keeps saying “Where are we going? Bathroom!” everytime he wants to do Poo-Poo.
Let’s go back again. How ’bout watching Animax instead? Bad idea. They’re showing La Corda d’Oro. I already finished all the episodes online. And she didn’t end up with any of the hawt guys.
Life Style Channel? And what, find myself drooling after 10 minutes?
Home Shopping Network? Nope. I’m short on cash right now. Well, not really. But what do I need a food processor for. I don’t cook. My mom’s not good at cooking with tech either.
MM1 and MM2? The movies aren’t innocent right now. Maybe later.
MTV? Nah. Amy Winehouse’s concert is on. And she’s freakin’ weird. Even weirder than Miley Cyrus.
Pause. Stop. Don’t rewind.
It’s official. My brain’s going to rot. Anyone, help!